Sunday, June 3, 2007

Worshipping False Gods : Comrades are wrong!

A few days ago i read a thought provoking Article by Mr. Swaminathan Ankilesar Aiyar and he put forth a theory that most conflicts in the current world are based on caste/ethnic problems rather than the differences between rich and poor.

So , Mr Marx is proved wrong that when a population gets frustrated with the continuous show off capital by the "Spoiled RICH" , the fight spills to the streets and the examples are below for analysis . Lets look at worlds biggest genocides and their reasons :

  • Jerusalem : Holiest of holy lands claimed by Muslims, Christians and Jews. In spite of the daily show on TV of poor Palestinians blowing themselves up and fighting the might of US and Israel, its altogether a conflict based on religion. Blame the Mosses,Christ and Mohammad Combine for this one please!
  • Kashmir: The heaven on earth as described by the Mughal Emperor Jehangir, has seen more blood flow down the sutlez and vyas than water. Two countries have fough 4 wars for this heaven and there has been continuous insurgency for the past 20 yrs, but still inspite of all this Kashmir is one of the richest states of india and one of the biggest problem India faces. Comrade Guevara has no role here, lets blame the mullahs and the pundits!
  • Darfur,Ethiopia,Rwanda no where is the Keynesian economics responsible for genocides, its the ethnic differences in the tribes not money which results in the clashes. Comrade Stalin's iron fisted rule wont solve this problem. May be some tribal warlord of africa needs to be blamed for this!
  • Northern Ireland : Well this has seen very less action in recent past, but then the IRA doesn't fight for a social revolution, its a part of the Catholic Vs Protestant equation, not about rich or poor.
  • The Liberation tigers of Tamil Elam, the undisputed terrorists kings before Alqaida charmed the western world are also fighting for a social equality and creation of a separate Tamil state from Srilanka rather than for any economic upliftment of poor. Lets blame the Sinhalese for the atrocities and comrade Mao's atheism wont help here , well the Mullah,mosses, jesus,ram combine has no role here for a change :P
  • All insurgencies in North Eastern India are for ethnic reasons, Most of the issues in NW provionce of pakistan and baluchistan are related to nationalism and tribal conflicts.
  • All the aboev revolutions in the current world are sponsored by rich educated people, coz the poor neither have the money or patience to get involved in any of the above activities.

So, time for Mao,Joseph,Che,Lenin and Marx to rewrite The Communist Manifesto as The CasteManifesto. :):)