Wednesday, August 27, 2008

JInhe Naaz hi Hind Par kaha hi!

Another Sahir Gem....and self explanatory in the current circumstances in India:


Ye kooche ye neelam ghar dilkashi ke

Ye loote huwe caravan zindagi ke

Kahan hai, kahan hai, muhafiz khudi ke

Jinhe naaz hai hindpar vo kahan hai

Kahan hai, Kahan hai, Kahan hai…

Ye purpech galiyan, ye badnaam bazaar

Ye gumnaam raahi, ye sikkhon ki jhankaar

Ye ismat ke saude, ye sanso ki taqraar

Jinhe naaz hai….

Ye sadiyonse be-khauf sehami si galiyaan

Ye maslee huwi adh-khilee zard kaliyaan

Ye bikati huwi khokhali rang-raliyaan

Jinhe naaz hai….

Vo ujale dareechon me payal ki chhan chhan

Thaki haari sanson pe table ki dhandhan

Ye be-ruuh kamaron me khansi ki than-than

Jinhe naaz hai….

Ye phoolon ke gajare, ye peekon ke cheente

Ye be-baak nazren, ye gustakh fiqare

Ye dhal ke badan aur ye beemar chehare

Jinhe naaz hai….

Yahaan peer bhi aa chuke hain jawaan bhi

Tanuumand bete bhi, abbaa miyan bhi

Ye biwi bhi hai aur behn bhi hai maa bhi

Jinhe naaz hai….

Madad chahati hai ye hawwa ki beti

Yashoda ki ham-jins, radha ki beti

Payambar ki ummat zulai khan ki beti

Jinhe naaz hai….

Zaraa mulk ke raahbaronko bulalvo

Ye kuche ye galiyan ye manzhar dikhavo

Jinhe naaz hai hindpar unko lavo

Jinhe naaz hai hind par vo kahan hai

Kahan hai, kahan hai, kahan hai

Urdu Glossary:

Kooche : Streets

Neelam ghar : Houses of auction

Muhafiz khudi ke : Protectors of pride

Ismat : Honour or pride

Zard : Becoming yellow

Takraar : Complaint or argument
Sehami Si Galiyaan : Frightened Streets

Be-ruuh : Without soul

Tanuumand : Healthy

Ham-jins : Breed

Payambar :Prophet

Ummat : race

Raahbaron : Leaders
Naaz : Pride
Khokhali : Empty
Rang-Raliyaan : Razzle Dazzle

Saturday, August 23, 2008

India's Solutions - More Anarchy

In India:

1) What do you do when your caste community wants more slice of reservations/Quotas?

2) What do you do if your daughter elopes with "their" son?

3) What do you do in case you don't want industry to come up because of some stupid environment issues, land issues, political issues, or just because you are bored and want to have some fun like kids have breaking toys?

4) What do you do in case you perceive some one's art or book to be offensive?

5) What do you do when you don't get electricity? forget that you wont allow create dams, wont allow coal based projects, wont allow nuclear deals and plants, and still want everything cheap? what do you do to just vent frustration?

6) what do you do in case your Govt Job is recommended to be privatized because your productivity is negative? Forget that your son is stealing jobs from USA which you are proud of!

All the above and many more such issues have only one Solution in India:

Mobilize masses and burn public property, self immolate and sacrifice a couple of lives, get life to a stand still, obstruct highways. The Govt budges instantly.Create more anarchy, destroy and kill people, inconvenience them, do bandhs, hartals everyday, squat on railway lines and stop trains......

AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE FRUSTRATED WITH SUCH MOB CULTURE?

YOU SIT AND WRITE A BLOG LIKE THIS :):)

well it is harmless and peaceful to say the least:P

A friend accused me that i can only complain...not do anything and be a cry baby...whats my contribution to India? Answer is : My contribution is that, I am not on the street vandalizing, I am protesting through my words, and doing it peacefully, unlike the anarchists out there, am not hurting others, even though am displeased and frustrated. That is my biggest contribution.

AND WELL, HE BETTER BE GRATEFUL TO ME THAT I CHOSE THIS WAY RATHER THAN THE OTHER :):):)

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Let the People of Kashmir Decide!

I have been following Kashmir for the last two weeks, well, the region has seen India and Pakistan fight almost four wars, is constantly on the boil, international think tanks feel this is the most plausible region for a nuclear war.

But what about India?What should India do now, its been 60 Yrs, we used force, pampered Kashmir, faced the issue of ethnic cleansing of Pundits form the Valley, Rigged Elections, put down fire with fire, tolerated scoundrels and rouges for politicians and ministers, begged secularism, what more should we do?

Every Indian is taught in school that Kashmir is a special state, having its own constitution, which acceded to India in 1947, no law passed by New Delhi's parliament holds validity in the valley unless the Kashmir Assembly also approves it but still is an integral part of India. In short, effectively, except for Defense,communication and foreign policy, New Delhi doesn't have a right to decide anything else, and this already makes J&K the most autonomous state in the Indian union. Of course, I would agree that I don't belong to J&K, and hence, i would not go into the nitty gritty of human right violations, perceived injustices etc. Every Indian at some point of time in his life, in some situation does feel he is a minority and his rights have been violated. :)

OK, so far so good, so whats the problem here, the gist seems to me like this, Pakistan has Azad Kashmir( we call it POK), China has a small part of Kashmir, but well neither India, nor Pakistan, nor the Kashmiris talk about it, apart form this India has the Valley, Jammu and Ladakh. Now Jammu and Ladakh are more are less interested to be within the Indian union, there is no dissent there. Jammu is Hindu majority and Laddakh is Buddhist, India has never asked its minorities to leave, they choose the last time we divided the Subcontinent, so if we come to that unfortunate choice again, I strongly believe we should welcome those who respect the ethos of Indian state and stay back.

So lets now assume we want to address the Valley's demand for a plebiscite, so then that's tantamount to accepting the UN resolution.

If we choose to allow Kashmir ( whole of it, including POK) to vote, they would have the below three choices:
1) They merge with Pakistan
2) They stay with India
3) They become Independent country.

Before the vote, as per the UN resolution we need the below:

1) Pakistan removes all its forces from POK, even paramilitary and police forces. Can Pakistan do this? I would think NOT. but well for the sake of argument lets assume that's done.

2) India takes control of the whole region, and maintains minimum police force to maintain law and order, this also seems implausible but well OK, may be this is done.

3) What about the demographics? The UN resolution mandated that the population demographic shouldn't change, India did not allow any Indian to buy any piece of Land in Kashmir, or migrate and settle there, did Pakistan follow this? I think POK is altered demographically with Punjabi migrants.

So basically, its not possible to carry out the UN resolution as it was thought out at that point of time as the points 1 and 3 make its not enforceable.

In spite of this, i want to stress the fact that, India being the proud democracy it is, should allow the people of the valley to get what they want, let them choose, if a tragically unstable Pakistan is attractive to them, let them go, anyways only the valley would go, Jammu and Laddakh would still remain.

I don't think Kashmir can remain independent for even 15 days, even if India doesn't annex it, Pakistan or china would, and how can Kashmir protect itself, it would need one of the three countries, India china or Pakistan to take care of its defence, India does precisely that now, but Kashmiris are not happy, so yea let them choose which daemon they want to handle. I think, even if one thinks of India as an enemy, its always a softer enemy to fight, china is too ruthless, and Pakistan well, we know what it has been in 60 yrs.

Kashmir is not the poorest state in India, we pump a lot of money in the form of grants, Kashmir has an opportunity to take part in India's high growth rate and move towards a brighter 21st century, take advantages of India's democracy and secularism, however faulty they are, they are precious. I believe, we have done enough, there is no point in becoming prisoners of romantic history, we should let Kashmiris decide what they want and finish off this whole story of violence and blackmail from either side. Its draining off India in all possible ways.

Cross border trade is welcome, so is making boundaries irrelevant, but not at the cost of Kashmiris hurling abuses at India, comparing India to the British for occupying as Imperialists, and ridiculing India's democracy and Secularism. India can move on without Kashmir, let us allow the daughter marry the man she likes, how ever bad the choice is, its time to grow up for us too.

Best of luck to Kashmir, they have finally succeeded in spraining the intellectual patience of India, they might get "Azadi" but "Nijame Mustafa" ain't Kashmiriyat. :(

Sunday, August 3, 2008

An unending Saga of a soft State and its insensitive masses!

6:30 PM IST (Tuesday or Friday of some xx month) : Bombs rip off on streets, some times cylinders, tiffin boxes,cars,bicycles umm...anything and everything literally.

7:00 PM: Emails received from some unknown groups by most TV channels and even the IB, they guys dare to threaten and challenge the highest crucible of India's intelligence also.

7:30 PM: Chief Ministers of States affected say " This is a grave moment of despair, please maintain communal harmony, we would defeat those terrorists, its a war against India"

7:45 PM: Home Minister reads out his usual speech, "we condemn these dastardly acts of terrorism, the foriegn hand is responsible, no prior intelligence".

8:00 pm: BJP accuses UPA of repealing POTA. UPA asks BJP rules states why they dont use existing laws effectively? More mudslinging but all parties agree we need a central force, but as to who would bell the cat, no answers :)

9:00 PM: USA, UK, France, Germany...and of course PAKISTAN, offer condolences, condemn attack, praise India for its RESTRAINT and predictably go to sleep.

Most indians also go to sleep, well, how much can you bear the same news month after month, day after day, you become hostage to a situation. I think slowly INDIA would be afflcited by the STOCKHOLM SYNDROME and may be start to sympathize with JIHADIS/NAXALS or whoever causes mayhem and death, may be its KARMA well you can expect even this statement of KARMA in India , may be the GRAHAS or planetary positions, may be POLITICAL DECEIT, whatever it is INDIA can not act, its impotent, docile and has lost its ability to react, it probably expects that it will be raped repeatedly.

I am a rationalist, I dont really support the use of excessive force, but lately, the NGO's and HUMAN RIGHTS guys in india have lost my support.I think HUMAN rights are for humans not for terrorists who have given up humanity. So i would plead with the HUMAN RIGHTS organizations to also raise their voice for the security personell and the innocent civillians also who are killed by the terrorists in a more sonorous way.

Why do we need Death Squads, Grey hound squads, encounter specialists etc? We need them because of an impotent and highly incompetent judiciary. We kept Mohd. Azhar and Sheikh Omar for 5 yrs in prison, but we were not good enough to prosecute them, and see what the result is now? We need the mumbai ATS because, with MACOCA or POTA or without them, we have not been able to handle organized crime. We have the laws, but no will, no urgency, no seriousness to tackle this menance. They have become a part of our life, as if we accept them to rape us once in a while. The whole set up is corrupt, the Traffic cops, the RTO who gives licences, the MRO who gives ration cards,the Passport officer, post office guy ..who is left untouched? All of us are responsible for this mayhem, why blame just the security apparatus? We don't stand in Q, we don't like discipline, we blame it on the dense population, impatience, poverty what not, but the point is we don't have the will to stop it,may be we crave attention and if a bomb can do it so be it :(

India lost the most number of lives in the world this current year to terror, next only to Iraq, but hey....Iraq is a WAR ZONE, India is at peace...or so I thought...

RVG was right in his latest movie " YOU MAY CHOOSE TO IGNORE TERRORISM, TERRORISM WILL NOT IGNORE YOU"